our lives are pretty much about out doing each other and being better than each other that’s all we do who has a better job who has more money who’s better looking it’s so boring
Here’s the thing about being pro choice that people don’t get…
You don’t have to morally agree with abortion to be pro choice. That’s why it’s not called pro abortion. It’s an understanding that you can’t make that choice for someone else and they have full control over that not you. It’s pro I’m not the boss of everyone else.
Whenever I’m not around you, I’m hoping that you’re not dead.
my entire existence needs a break
When a lady excuses herself from the table to “powder her nose” she sin’t really going to go to the bathroom to put powder on her nose. She’s going to the bathroom to take a gnarly dump and put powder on her butt. She puts aromatic powder on her rump hole to keep it dry and make it stink a little less. It’s an old fisherman’s trick.
“wanna hang out? when are you free?”
i’m never free, $50 per hang out
kids… cover your eyes…those are heterosexuals