I’m He’s 😍

mongolia and magnolia look too similar

finish what you start

Me: I just want to cut my ends, but I’m attached to my length so like the very puntitas y nada mas.

Dominican lady at the salon: yeah, Mami, just a little bit. (See translation: yeah whatever hoe I’ma cut your whole shit off. Attached to what? Attached to this dick. Fuck you, bitch)

Me: *leaves with no hair*
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